Helfuckingvetica.

because plain Helvetica is just too goddamn vanilla.

Helvetica tattoo

What?! Why?

Why the hell not? Helvetica is seriously awesome. End of story.

Who are you, anyway?

I'm Anton and I work with computers.

I want to tell you something…

Great! Just e-mail me.

Anything else?

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